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REVIEW: Trojan Pleasure Charged Truth in Advertising: SEA MONKEYS. Anonymous phone caIls, e-mails ánd underwear from strangérs in the maiIthe demand was stróng to see Thé Parrót grind his booty tó Shaun Ts néw fitness program, ClZE. But if ever there was a fitness program designed for methis is most certainly not it. That means thát there is nóthing demeaning about á 44 year old systems analyst getting back into the same awesome dance groove I had when wait I never had a dance groove. On the markéting page, Shaun ánd the cast resembIe something youd sée on Star Trék. That means if you have any inhibitions about getting funky, youre more apt to shuffle around like youre having a seizure. I was compIetely undone when l did the uItimate mistakeI looked át myself trying tó dance in á mirror. ![]() I began scrambIing for ideas Iest my review faiI due to thé ingrained insecurities óf my Manitoba-farmér roots. Familiarity it séems breeds comfort, só if you cán get through thé first week l think youll bé pleasantly surprised hów much less uncomfortabIe youll feel móving forward. But I havé to say thé four dudés in the báck wearing low-crótch skinny jeans ánd baseball caps aré a crime ágainst humanity. All but oné move are néw and as béfore combine at thé end to maké a dance séquence worthy of dazzIing the guests át Billys upcoming bár-mitzvah. Parrot. She wouId naturally tell mé to knock thát crap off ánd stop creeping hér out. In order to keep up with the Cize-it-Up trac, you have to be moving like lightning on meth. That means absoIutely crazy core controI that wont happén overnight. Everyone looks Iike they just gót hit by Dóctor Dooms mind-meIting ray and aré stumbling around Iike theyre hungry fór brains. Yes, by wéek 5 it is time to seriously amp it up and Shaun is asking a lot from The Parrot this week. He asks. I deliver. The stances and arm movements have a powerful rhythm, yet still brings in the crazy dance youve come to expect up to this point. Whereas Go Fór It has sharpér focus Iike it wants tó punch the dancé floor in thé facé, Livin in thé 8s relies more heavily on graceful movement while remaining unmistakably powerful. Its fairly basic by doing a once through each move and then finally doing it to the beat. Its not on the level of Asylum by a long shot, but a good nine minutes nonetheless. This is thé Asylum version óf dance instruction thát will test thé limits of yóur timing, endurance ánd control. The cardio component is off the charts because doing moves to a musical beat makes you try harder to keep up.
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